Pump-a-Dump-Dump

An ode to my darling wife’s new delicious creation, pumpkin dump cake, to the tune of ‘The Little Drummer Boy’:

*Ahem*

Come, she told me, pump-dump-a-dump-dump!

A new dessert to eat, pump-dump-a-dump-dump!

A sweet de-li-ca-cy, pump-dump-a-dump-dump!

To put in my bel-ly,

Pump-dump-a-dump-dump! Dump-a-dump-dump! Dump-a-dump-dump!

It goes down ea-si-ly, pump-dump-a-dump-dump!

And out my rump.

Thank you. No, really, you’re too much. Thank you.